Random shit i don't really know what probably social equality and fandoms and just shit in general i dont really know anymore why am i still on this god forsaken website
Heavy Slam deals varying damage depending on the weight of both the user and the target. The heavier the user is in comparison to its target, the more damage will be inflicted. The base power varies as follows:
120 base power, if the target’s weight is less than or equal to ⅕ (20%) of the user’s weight.
Mudsdale is so damn heavy that when it uses Heavy Slam, it can reach a Power Level of 120 on any Pokemon that weighs less than 184kg. This includes over 700 of the Pokemon in the current dex.
ok just to put into comparison how goddamn heavy this horse is
regigigas, a legendary pokemon said to be capable of moving entire continents, weighs less than half as much as this horse. why is this horse so fucking heavy
A couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn’t know Joseph THAT well, don’t even remember where he was from, but let’s say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.
Apparently they’d bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn’t been for cotton eye Joe, I’d have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
someone online: everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho
ok but can we talk about the tagline? yaasss let them know
THE HYPE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES!!!
Can we also appreciate that they are the only ones on the cover? No men behind or in front of them, no famous male actors to bring in publicity. Too much perfection in one picture 😍
